I've just been informed that although the Covid vaccine won't contain microchips, it will have the new U2 album

The MAGAteers shedding MAGA tears today...

191 straight days in combat. 191. More than 1,400 casualties. Legends in France. Horror for the Germans. Courage abroad. Courage at home. The Harlem Hellfighters mattered. #BlackHistoryMonth

Watch this. Learn it.

JUST IN: Denver International Airport officials tell us United Airlines Flight 328 bound for Honolulu returned to the airport after an engine problem. Neighbors heard a loud boom, took these photos of what look like Boeing 777 engine nacelle in their yards.

This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week

Hey guys Rush !! My son Jaxon has a 12 song Rush performance tomorrow, he’s been practicing for months, but due to Covid no one will be allowed to attend & watch. Unfortunate & tough. Can you share this for Rush fans, might perk up his spirits ❤️🥁🇨🇦 JAXON SMITH

LISTEN HERE REAL QUICK! THE BUTTERCREAM DREAM THINKS WE NEED TO REDEFINE AND TAKE BACK THE WORD “PATRIOT!” SKEEEW!

I made this. It's for you.

Astounding.

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