✎ || That Ignis account and this Sleipnir were made on the same day exactly one year apart... what the.

try loving someone so much your mouth is only at home in the place where your teeth meet the flesh of your beloved.

I need to be broken and ridden.

✎ || That was my attempt to save the horse from getting sniped. Enjoy.

Oh. My liege. I didn't see you there.

Have you ever ridden a horse before, my lady?

Hm? Yes, I suppose I would be surprised if you had ridden a eight-legged horse before...

Would you be more comfortable with just 6?

And how are you at riding bareback?

Really, the innuendos just write themselves.

Good. I will be sure to have a warm bath prepared for you afterwards. You'll no doubt be sore.

Would you prefer later?

Polishing the steel blade of his sword, free from any blemishes or bloodstains. Of which there were a few.

I must agree. I too find killing men to be quite therapeutic.

Why ever would I wish to kiss a dead man? Quite the taboo.

I don't want them to be alive. That is rather the point of killing them.

Oh. T'would appear I misheard.

I would rather not waste my time. But do enjoy yourself while you're at it.

How... disappointing.

✎|| No. En garde. 🤺