pretending idgaf after seeing something that made my heart drop to my ass

i’m so glad this is a universal experience

a woman cannot be your peace if you’re not providing the environment for her to provide the peace. stop expecting much from a woman that you’re constantly giving problems, challenges and not providing a safe space for her. peace is present where security is found. 1/2

i actually do want a big rock on my finger, a white picket fence and a lawn my husband mows on sundays! thank you!

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Trust those who return the shopping cart

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

because you don’t want that man you want his girlfriends life loser ass bitch

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when I say I gotta skedaddle

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