How I’ve been feeling for the last two days straight

The person that put the sound of a doorbell in a commercial clearly doesn’t have a dog 😡

Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

Basically 😂

When do they actually eat their meals on The Bachelor ??? That’s my favorite part of a date and they never do it ???

The perfect date doesn’t exi-

Since the Buffalo Bills aren’t in the super bowl this weekend, my focus is more on the puppy bowl 🥺🥰

When she sends you her schedule >>> 🥰

Me: Nate, who do you want to win The Bachelor @shanley42 : whoever has the biggest boobs

I hope one date @shanley42 and I are this happy 😍😍

Lol @shanley42 and I are in the car with Shark and I farted and he thought it was the dog 😂😂

I could literally watch beach volleyball for hours

New drinking game: drink every time Jip says “wack” @kylehammy616

Shark just caught his first frisbee!!!!🥺🥺🥰🥰

God bless WNY 😍

How comfortable is too comfortable? Asking for a friend.... @shanley42

I’m mad that the check before going out used to be “phone, wallet, keys” and now it’s “phone, wallet, keys, mask” AND I ALWAYS FORGET THE MASK 😡

My mom sends the sweetest happy birthday messages 🥰😂

After a brief conversation with those who matter I am here to say we are very serious about buying the naming rights of the Buffalo Bills stadium and will enter the process.

Oh my gosh 😍