A Message from Alex Trebek:

Tonight for dinner I had a chilled applesauce cup as an appetizer, and for the entree a grilled cheese. Bone apple teat

Should a women face charges if she accuses a man of rape, then later admits she lied rt for yes like for no honestly tryna see somethin

The best birth control is hearing a baby cry

I’m homeless. Not to be confused with houseless. I have a place to go every night to sleep, but the bedsheets and walls are unwelcoming and spit cold venom at me every time I try to get comfortable

Unpopular Opinion: Anyone who does this should get two choices. Life in prison, or be exiled from the country for life. If you hate this country so much, get the hell out. People didn’t lay their lives down for you disrespect our flag like this.

I’m so empty and worthless.

My great grandpa passed away this afternoon. He was 84, and I hope heaven is as righteous as everyone believes it to be... rest easy 💔

Summer of 2019 feels like a gift given to me. I just wish my grandpa was here

Can someone please tell me why I’m using the unit circle again?

Just deleted so many contacts out of my phone. If you text me and I don’t know who you are, I’m not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Every time I go to sleep, I dream that I’m working... and it has been almost every night for the past two weeks. I should be getting overtime for all these extra hours

Retweet to let my baby brother know that he is cool before I have to pull up to RHS

I don’t understand why people hate pumpkin (spice) so much.... if you don’t like it, you don’t have to rag on the people who do

God, I’m tired of sleeping alone. Send something to undo the cold aloofness on the other side of my queen bed

Getting all your homework done in one day feels so good

I hate the majority of people. They are rude and selfish and are one of the biggest reasons why my life is miserable

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love