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There is only one right answer

This guy needs to just die already

As I’ve said before, you should care what other people think about you. Usually those people whose opinions matter are people you respect. If not, then you need new people in your circle. “I don’t care what other ppl think” is a cop out to rationalize poor behavior

Sometimes I forget how Cooked normies are

I was the greatest trombone player they had ever seen

Doing an oil change yourself doesn’t make you a ‘real man’ it just means you don’t value the most finite and precious resource of all which is your time

Permission to Tweak?

Stressfully walking into O’Reilly auto parts at midnight when the cashier asks me how I’m doing. Out of habit I say “good” until I catch myself and we both realize that I cannot possibly be doing good in this situation. What do you think buddy. Don’t laugh at my misfortune

President Trump bans AI, electric vehicles, and H1B visas, causing millions of Indians to leave the country

President Trump bans all food delivery apps, forcing all illegal immigrants out of work so they go broke and starve while waiting for ICE to take them away

President Trump bans all carnival cruises from returning to US ports

Every day I get closer to completely crashing out on my customers

Working on a pint of ice cream. It’s pretty good. I’ve had better, but it’s not bad. I may or may not continue my work.

I’m becoming vengeful. There’s malice in my heart.

Companies like Uber Eats, Grubhub, and Deliveroo shouldn’t even exist. Their entire business model hinges on an endless supply of cheap, illegal labor from the third world. Strip that away, and the service collapses, prices rise, and the demand vanishes. Its time to end this.

Anthony Bourdain for real niggas

I ain’t even gon get mad. I’m young black and rich

Why is the guy Chinese

I love you

I’ll do ya one better. Since dating apps won’t let you filter by weight, what if someone made an AI app that connects w/ hinge or whatever and auto detects and filters out fat woman