Orang yg kita pikirin itu belum tentu mikirin kita😊

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Your girlfriend will take 3 hours to get ready but if you don't have your shoes on when she's ready, you're the problem.

Menurut pengamat sosial, pria yg sangat eksis di sosial media adlh pria yg susah berkomitmen & tdk bisa dijadikan pendamping hidup yg ideal.

74 persen dari orang-orang terkaya di dunia adalah orang yang drop out dari sekolah dan perguruan tinggi.

family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise

pizza won't divorce you pizza won't betray you pizza won't cheat on you pizza won't fight with you why don't people just marry pizza

HT: Real Madrid 3-0 Chelsea (18', 26' Marcelotwelve; 37' Mariano) #RMTour #HalaMadrid

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. I'm on twitter 6. I'm eating

Orang yang cerdas berpikir lebih cepat, sehingga tulisan mereka cenderung cepat dan jelek.

I struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

Cobain atuh caa 😘😘 x.com/Tasycs/status/…

Jangan nyari kalo udah ga ada☺☺

How to get a friend: Tell a girl "I think I'm in love with you" Girl: "I think we're just friends" Congratulations you've got a new friend

That one person in group chat who reads every message but never writes anything 9gag.com/gag/arNy6K5?re…

Twitter apa kabar?😂

Ciri-ciri orang jenius yaitu humoris, rasa ingin tahu tinggi, bawel dan cenderung sering berbagi cerita, mencintai musik, dan tidur larut.

Twitter bulukan😅

Srsly,can't fvckin' wait😣😂

Mom, don't worry. Everyone failed.