Having a village and real friends are things I’ll never take for granted.

People with ADHD after trying a hobby and not being experts 10 minutes into doing it

Going out makes me remember how much I love being out. Like I really do come alive in the night time. I love looking hot. I love dancing. I love talking to strangers. Idk if I’ll ever be too old for a good club/party/night out. I want to wear less and go out more 😭

on judgement day tyler perry will have to watch his entire catalog of work so he knows exactly why he’s taking the elevator down

If you just bought a flight you’re already late and matter fact you missed it and actually it’s cancelled and somehow you’re also deported

He getting fucked tonight We getting Fucked Tonight Van cleef for ur birthday she eat We the Birthday

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

why wouldn’t i get everything i want…..?

You ain't had a real reader girl before. A kindle doll. A Libby lady. A daughter of the library.

Cute until you get rushed to a hospital

you can randomly text me at 3 am sometimes and I either have been up the whole time or just randomly woke up 😭

Idk man, to me tumblr feminism was “girlboss”, “eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man”, “you can be the king but watch the queen conquer”, “never fake an orgasm”, “pads should be free” type things. So all these conversations y’all are having sound very bizarre to me.

Don’t give niggas the benefit of the doubt. Doubt the benefit of niggas FRFR

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

BAR ADOS UPSETS THE 4x4 U20 boys!! #CARIFTA

People went to school, wasted time in class being clowns and bullies, left school and tell everybody school don’t teach you anything useful in life lool

It's always strange to me when people argue against diagnosing autistic and ADHD children by using the 'we shouldn't be putting labels on them' argument. Because I was undiagnosed as a child - and wait until you hear about all the other labels I got instead.

I don’t have a single entrepreneurial bone in me.😭✋🏾

discussing the psychology behind a cheating man gets quite boring after a while like let’s discuss money laundering methods..

FILTHY.