LYLAB (love ya like a burrito)

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the pineapple trend? #imnotthatcooliguess #pineapples

How much pizza do you consume in one sitting? I consume until i hate myself...plus some.

Art Ed Prof: *talking about third graders in art class* “You need to recap at the beginning of each class, because they won’t remember what happened last week.” Me: “I’m a junior in college and I don’t remember what happened yesterday.”

ME: Ok, that's everything in the dishwasher *closes dishwasher door* *turns it on* *turns around* TEASPOON: You're not gonna believe this

"I ain't gonna put no creases in dees shoes man, I'm walkin slow!" -boy passing me in an isle at Walmart #slowdownson #peopleofwalmart

Why post a good picture when we have this beauty? 😍 #weddingdate… instagram.com/p/BSpW5YZl0djW…

I just need some positivity...

Me: "Let's knock out this paper before this extra credit due date ends tonight! Also me: *hides from real life in the corner of my room*

"The voice of my conscience is Jo the supernanny" @Radiant_Rebecca

Me: "I have to be asleep before 2 tonight." Also me: *crawls in bed at 2:03* 😑 #sleeplessinchatt

Attention Bayside College , Eric Dill is still alive...

There is a difference between tight pants and skinny jeans Eric Dill kristin ann #WednesdayWisdom

GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 To celebrate finals being over, we’re giving away a *Mocs* inspired Volunteer Traditions tristar toboggan! To enter: RT & FOLLOW

Sometimes I get winded going up stairs. #nevergiveup x.com/johncena/statu…

You know it’s about to get crazy when “Yeah” by Usher comes on.

When your toothpaste falls in the sink before you put the toothbrush in your mouth, you know it’s going to be a rough day...

Literally steps away from being pooped on by a seagull this morning #howisyourday

When your exam only adds to your grade it’s hard to motivate yourself to actually study for it... #pointscale #nomomotivation #endoftheyear