I’m just saying, if I looked at the sex offender registry and saw this picture I’d be like... that person belongs on there. Not saying Clara is a pedo, just that she looks like a middle aged man that is one.

Almost that time. So that’s something for them to look forward to at least.

Is it just me or does being alone in the gym just feel... off. It’s just silent until the old lady at the desk clears her throat every now and then.

How I see people slap fighting on Twitter

I’m caught between laughing at the tears that Elon Musk is currently causing to flood Twitter and sadness that Jerry Lee Lewis has died. Weird day.

Fine... I’ll take feet pics somewhere else then.

If Axl Rose and Foodie Beauty had a baby, this is what it would look like.

Just saw a shooting star and got nothing to wish for. Sad.

The American national anthem? One of if not the coolest national anthem in existence. National anthems in general can be pretty dope. But if you want bad then just listen to anything by the Shaggs or Cardi B. They’re both bottom tier.

Mars be like:

When most people have blocked you for making them cry so you can only see parts of the tard fighting.

Some people really need to close Twitter and get jobs. That would clean this part of the internet up real quick.

Haven’t you attempted to dox multiple people yourself? So you can’t complain that she fucked with peoples real life when you have done the same.

Can you shorten that down to a tl;dr and send it again. I’m not on Twitter to read books.

I just want to ban people from replying to boost my ego. Here you go. Cookies and cream is the best ice cream, fight me. Oh no... you can’t.

The attempt at covering up the balding is hilarious

“Under duress” 😂😂😂 Nah. You were going full swing for that

A hero for all men.

Damn, granny going for the Chris Chan look.

911: Sir you don't need to keep following the pedo. HERO: "If a cop don't pull him over I'm gonna pull him over and it ain't gonna be fucking pretty."