Had to capture this near-perfect candid moment on my TL the other day

I’ve always appreciated the hand painted chrome-style lettering all over Detroit and had no idea all these signs were done by one guy

Snobbishness is an unfairly maligned trait. It’s actually your moral duty to reject low quality and ugly things, lest they consume the world

Where can you even buy a Labubu?

Proud ageist m. Fuck old people

You’re sad and live in New York? Wow. You should write something fucking boring and bad about it

Went to a Polish festival today. I don’t even know what Polish people look like anymore. Everyone is just white. I’d probably believe anyone who told me they were Polish. Why would you lie about it?

My dad only texts me about two things. 1. Current astrological events 2. Celebrity Deaths

Salespeople accosting me at my home and in public invokes a rage in me so deep that I might need a fucking desert peyote trip to unpack it.

If I was on the jury for a murder trial in which someone shot and killed a door-to-door window salesperson for harassing them I would simply acquit them.

People who are famous or go viral often reference death threats that they receive and I hesitate to believe them. What’s the point? If you’ve ever sent someone a death threat, let me know. Would Love to pick your brain.

As if I would ever let my child parade around with this fucking abomination all over it

Nigerians are the most eloquent people on earth

Love talking shit Love it

Lol who’s been talking to my dad? I just heard him tell my toddler that Linus from the Peanuts was a simp.

My vote for next Fed Chair

My dad, as he’s about to walk to his car to leave, says “oh real quick” then proceeds to talk to me about one-dimensional reality

At my mom’s house. My husband says “Alexa, play the top hip hop music from Afghanistan” and she started playing Eminem & Pusha T.