You people will leave broke women alone by force.

working out because it’s the only thing working out

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Konji go wan dey push you to babes below your standards but dont do it.

Car Dey my mind this year , e gas happen

The way I process things, na one random rainy Tuesday I go remember say I neva block pesin and piam! I go block you. Bc wym???

i’ll always be a delusional optimist.

As long as you did nothing wrong to her, don’t mind if she never talks to you again.

gotta lock in man. i don’t want to be poor.

Yoruba Woman from Ondo ❤️

Knowing when to clock out >>>>>>>>

Imagine losing sleep over someone who’s out there having the time of their life 😂

If you’re always the one initiating and she never does, take it as your cue to step back 🤷🏼‍♂️

Teach me how to catch cow, I don big pass all those Una fish.

Bro to bro: don’t gamble, don’t womanize, don’t smoke and don’t drink alcohol

I hate when people try to gaslight me. I studied every form of manipulation ffs 🤦‍♂️

A grown man typing smiles and okies 😒

Everyone likes going to the gym, but nobody likes to re-rack their plates.

I don’t trust girls who use Snapchat more than other apps.

gotta change my life completely