Alliance of Native Seedkeepers (@anseedkeepers) 's Twitter Profile
Alliance of Native Seedkeepers

@anseedkeepers

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Don't forget to dress your salads with our heirloom tomatoes. PS. ILY allianceofnativeseedkeepers.com

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I'm starting to think my plants only grow to get a better view of me tripping over the garden hose. It's a conspiracy, I tell you! 😂🌱 #PlantConspiracy

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Ever noticed how your garden is the only one that applauds when you mess up? 'Oh, you dropped a whole bag of seeds? Bravo, encore!' Says the overly enthusiastic patch of surprise sunflowers. 🌻😂 #AccidentalGardener

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Fair warning: If you see me talking to my plants, mind your own beeswax. They're the only ones around here who truly appreciate my jokes. #PlantComedian 🌱😂

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Gardening Rule #1: Don't turn your back on the zucchini plant. You might start with one and end up with enough to feed a small country overnight. 😂🥒 #ZucchiniInvasion

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Did you know? Gardening is the art of planting something, knowing full well the bugs will probably have a better dinner than you will. Bon appétit, little critters! 🐛🍴