my absolute dog shit card draw in MARVEL SNAP needs to be studied in a lab

It’s Thanksgiving in Detroit… It’s NFL half time….. And the white rapper they bring out is Jack Harlow?

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dipping my fries into my mashed potatoes and gravy which leads me to wonder why mashed potatoes and gravy aren't offered as a dipping sauce

No.

Just saw a Cadillac and BMW try to race each other off the light and I swear my old fat ass could’ve beat both those clowns off the line with just my feet.

Getting off the elevator the automated voice goes “the seismic detector has been activated, please exit once the doors open” ……. Did I just get fat shamed by an elevator???

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People who don’t auto snap in MARVEL SNAP Proving Grounds deserve to be shot into the sun.

how do you get CTE from playing flag football??

I’m team “enjoy what you want” but I draw the line at shitty low effort NFTs. If you’re into that, you really need to find a new hobby.

Sometimes you just have to laugh at your bad luck 😅

Ignoring my username (shoutout Julie) I do love Doom 2099 a whole lot

Raising prices while cutting costs with AI generated blog posts and social media posting sure is a choice.

whoever you are ArishemLame, my condolences to you. I just watched you play 6 cards across multiple turns on Danger Room and saw them all get nuked.

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