“Last time someone mentioned the word meditation, he could speak for the following two weeks.” Edgy. Just like his jawline.

How does one remain calm when they're the walking personification of a volcano on edge?

It takes seventeen muscles to smile but zero muscles to not give a shit.

Ecstatic? Try irritation.

Inhales the solidified toxoids of his cigarette and flicks the heated ashes. Relief.

Was that internal sarcasm he discerned? Adorable. Congratulations on sounding like a five year-old.

He /never/ frowned. That took up too much time and effort he didn't have. Her attempt at refuting, however, scored a two out of ten.

Yes, complain about boredom for everyone to hear. Ever thought of becoming a doctor? Because you might have just found the cure. x.com/diaphoncus/sta…

He. Doesn't. Frown. And did you just assume his sexuality? x.com/diaphoncus/sta…

He doesn't charm anyone. He loathes humanity. x.com/diaphoncus/sta…

Thanks Anne Bronte. x.com/daintybioom/st…

That's his secret. He's always angry.

Say that to his face, you limp noodle. x.com/diaphoncus/sta…

Absolutely. And that makes his father Captain America, mother Black Widow and brother Thor. x.com/dancenromance/…