Toby Keith passed away. No one cares about Captain sausage fingers.

Being in your mid to late twenties is just saying “I can’t drink like I used to man” and then proceeding to try to drink like I used to

I’m pretty sure this single life will get old, but as for right now.. I THINK I LIKE THIS LITTLE LIFE! 😮‍💨🤸🏾‍♀️

FINALLY FOUND MISS MARY MAC

There is no way 😭

i refuse to pee on my break. only on the clock.

Fun people. I wanna laugh until it hurts. I wanna 'rock, paper, scissor' to decide where we eating. I wanna have dance battles and play fights. I wanna sing in grocery stores. Life has enough problems. I just want a joy-filled relationship.

Remember when you wanted what you currently have? This is your reminder that you are capable of great things. You can rise up from nothing. You can completely recreate yourself. You are gifted. You are the person for the job. Commit with your whole heart and you will succeed.

“don’t you get tired of being alone?” me being alone:

It’s extremely important to learn how to be ok on your own. You have to learn how to pick yourself back up when you fall, provide for yourself, wipe ur tears away & make yourself happy. Having people there for you is truly great but you can't depend on them to always be there

im just at the point where i can not be around people who are always in a state of chaos, self destruction, stuck in a victim mentality, and lack self awareness/accountability… like you energy vampires gotta go it’s draining.

When I say ROMANCE —this is what the fuck I mean!

Man this shit forever funny as hell lol

i love twitter because there’s always someone who knows how to express what i feel better than me

C'mon now Marcos! 😭😭😭

I'm learning that it's ok to just be still.

MySpace was ahead of its time. Y’all will never experience having a fire background with the matching profile song….Coding & customizing everything down to the cursor on your profile …or being in a shorty “Top 8” 😮‍💨🔥

They’d have to drag me out the club if I was alive when this dropped!

I had twitter back when you could text in your tweets