Today was a great day. I starred in #LunchWithAndy and was born! Thanks Jess 2.0

Jeez, apparently they didn't think my birth was good enough to tweet about. But check it out! #LunchWithAndysChiaPet x.com/andymarkinc/st…

I hope that Bored Andy Baker doesn't try to turn me into a #CanumCrab. It should be more like a #TurtleTrackDrive #omgrobots #frcproblems

Sadly, the seeds on my head just won't grow. Oh wait. None of them are. I think they are broken. The rhinos are starting to laugh at me...

Everyone here keeps comparing me to this annoying bamboo plant named Trevor. Apparently because Rachel Baker didn't name me, I'm not special😕

.Jess 2.0 what, are turtles not good enough for you? You send me all the way to Indiana and barely even care about me anymore 😫😡😶

.Jess 2.0 well yea, I'm cool. It's freezing out here. Do you not understand the wind tunnel that is the Midwest?

Ok, I see how it is. Get a #BlueRaspberry Coke and all you give me is crummy Kokomo water. Thanks Andy Baker.

It's so lonely. And dark. Why does everyone leave me like this.

Guess who is the ultimate at hide and go seek, that's right. I am. #AndysChiaPet

.Jess 2.0, Andy Baker said we were going to play hide and seek. I've been hiding. I think he forgot about me. Send help! #omgrobots

He finally found me!!! Jess 2.0 you can call off the search party! #omgrobots

Yea, Andy Baker said I needed to get some sunlight. He let me stay outside overnight though. It was cold. x.com/j_boucher/stat…

Psh, Andy Baker tried to kill me off. I guess I win the #AndyBaker thread on ChiefDelphi Problems chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthr…

My shell is starting to come in! What do you think Jess 2.0? #omgrobots #LunchWithAndy

Jeez. Today in Lunch With Andy he makes fun of where my seeds have sprouted. They are only there because you put them there! 😥😥😥

Your first mistake was asking permission. Granted, I'm just a chia pet so what do I know. x.com/justandybthing…

Omg omg omg. Andy Baker finally noticed and is following! Now I have to make sure to grow extra.

HELP! Andy Baker just threatened to eat me for a #LunchWithAndy special feature! Jess 2.0 save me!!! #omgrobots