Me: Remember when I saved you from the goblin forest with a mere rusted dagger? That’s when I fell in love with you Elf: We…we can’t! The law- Me: If the law is unjust it should be broken! Peasant 1: His words… do they ring true? Peasant 2, mad: He’s trying to fuck the elf!

horror porn parodies

Not a single game ive ever lost was my fault

Fatima should have stuck to dancing.

People are always trying to get you to go somewhere. What if I’ve got fatigue

All users unblock me now and tell me why

I normally don’t curse on here but I’m sorry I have to let lose. Movie theaters are gonna fucking DIE if they don’t do something about people who don’t close their goddamn jaws during the movie. You’re not in your living rooms. You’re in a theater that people paid good money for

op after filtering the most annoying psg fans by accident

Claiming to be frightened by the name "Gaza", a real place that exists where real people live, kinda gives the game away that you simply think the place and its people shouldn't exist

Life is SO beautiful (turning my face to reveal Phantom of the Opera mask) but also the opposite of beautiful

Rest in peace Terence Stamp. An absolutely magnificent actor. Particularly loved him in Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, playing Bernadette. ✨

if youre in texas prepare to die

"that'll be $3.99 for your coffee" says transgender man who would have been a gallant knight 600 years ago.

didnt someone leak this guy's selfies and he looked completely busted

swain

don't you forget about me ♪♫