Yer Ma was thinking about Robson and Jerome when you were being conceived. #totp

Cameron Jerome was a Youth Team player at Middlesbrough when Bryan Robson was Manager. This is worse than when Roy Hodgson denied us Angus Gunn and Danny Rose playing together for England. #totp

Dancing Guinness Man Song. #totp

Should have followed that up with Seal or U2 so we could have went from Scatman to Batman. #totp

Disco 2000 by Pulp is a tune. #totp

It’s quite funny that Pulp have never had a Number 1 single, but their Drummer’s Uncle, who isn’t even a musician, has. #totp

Seeing as none of episodes will be broadcast, I might as well mention that, this week, I discovered that Mike Smith briefly grew up in Bangor. #totp

Hear me out, but Friends Will Be Friends (or even a cover of it) by Queen would have been a better theme tune for Friends. #totp

When Love And Hate Collide by Def Leppard is a tune. #totp

Went to Tesco this morning and you can buy a Panini Sticker Book for Darts. What a time to be alive.

I really cannot emphasise this enough, but ELMWOOD AVENUE ISN’T A FUCKING CAR PARK!!

This is stunning scenery. #copalibertadores

Is this, um, normal?

PSA - Cancer Focus Lisburn Road have a couple of copies of Manchester City v Brighton and Hove Albion programme from October 2022 for £1 if that is your thing. Warning, there is a price sticker on the cover but it will come off. #mcfc #bhafc

You have to acknowledge that Billy Bonds looked Cool As Fuck and had a pretty Cool As Fuck name.

Sky Sports Multiview is bloody great. It has the potential to be absolute mayhem on the last day of the season.

United ahead of Liverpool because their GF-GA is 21-20. Don’t tell me there won’t be a late season title charge. #mufc

Me when I get home from work tomorrow searching for Online Advent Competitions.

This is going to be Dundee’s year. #scottishcup

It’s 34 years to the day since Spurs played Arsenal live on The Match. And Elton Welsby treated us to this magnificently understated moment…