I find this hilarious because my bestie used to always carry avocado in her handbag so she wouldn’t miss its prime ripeness 🥑

She’s a six but it’s short for sick of this shit

Okay, I can rest now that I’ve found who made this 🤝

new void of vision record rules band rules

“Very early” - this is what I grew up on, this is still what I picture when people talk about the sims

Tryna explain to people why I’ve not got a sofa yet 🤷🏻‍♀️

It doesn’t affect me, but I need to point out Australian beer measurements are dumb and I will never be okay with pot or schooner. Why do they mean different things in different states? Who is getting a JUG of beer? I have so many questions and the answer to all of them is rage.

Remarkable scenes at Starve tonight 👏🏻

I’m a polyglot but I’m still not versed in twig pile 😞

The absolute relief and disbelief when this message WASN’T directed at me - makes a change

Please don’t piss her off

I’M SICK (of who I ammm)

Never seen 𝕃𝕚𝕫𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝔹𝕒𝕓𝕪 🦎 move so fast