Just had an attempted MLM recruitment at Target. Why do they do this in my happy place? It is very obvious that you didn’t just stop me, a random stranger, to ask me if I like my Apple Watch. I mean… cmon…

I was always trying to figure out why Train’s 50 Ways to Say Goodbye seemed familiar to me (in theme). But just now I remembered The Vandals’ My Girlfriend’s Dead and it all makes sense to me.

I am so mad I couldn’t get tickets for Hozier at First Ave. I am going to cry. I did everything right!

I’ve waited to share this because it hasnt felt real. I’m graduating next week with a Masters in Education. I will be driving out to Chicago this weekend to get my (nearly 80 year old ) Anishinaabe grandmother up to the twin cities so she can attend my graduation. (1/?)

I know times have changed, but I still just cannot wear a band shirt to their specific show.

Okay, the The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel finale was delightful. Truly delightful.

This is the best tiktok I’ve seen in months

Fuck yes.

There is nothing like the pure joy of an entire elementary school realizing that “it’s raining tacos” has come on over the loudspeaker.

So… we have tickets for Tootsie at the Orpheum tonight. It’s going to be miserable down there, right? Will it be worth it?

Can everyone just go follow me on the other one and I’ll follow you back? It’s just amyohjay, the exact same. I am too lazy for this.

Lindsey!!!!

All the Target stores around me have started requiring 10 items or less for self checkout. So I had to go to a person, who was very nice but took longer than I would and made comments about my groceries. I hate this.