do radiographers ever get buzzing to see a spider at work, are they just staring at it like “bite me, bite me”

you’re telling me not a single tik tok food chef never overboils their pasta water, it gets me every time

Gonna make me freak out

i’ve never been but i reckon brighton is just a london version of whitley bay me

oh big dan burn btw #mags 🖤🤍

i love this cat so much

two types of people in the UK today, those celebrating bank holiday and those celebrating 420

i love ironfist i feel like star platinum

chris brown getting arrested is big fat karma for all the girls that still support him and got tickets. nasty ahh disgusting ahh man vile vile creature lock him up forever

a marriage can’t work if they don’t agree on if a chinese or indian is better (it’s indian)

shouted at a lad who was trying to mosh by himself and didn’t get the idea that nobody around him wanted to yesterday and i feel like i did the entire world a favour

i am sick of pistachio, i hate pistachio leave me alone please. when will the flavour of the year be rhubarb. that’s what i want

i saw a cow fish at the aquarium yesterday and had to tell my boyfriend all the lore about cheese and now he loves him Taylor Nicole Dean

aw here it’s 2am and world war 3 has broke out, all my friends are asleep ffs

you. why can’t i order pizza on the app or online. please.

no bigger fear then not being able to find your indoor cat when a window has been open. honest to god i thought i was going to throw up just for her to be under a random bag that i have no idea how she got under

now it’s 2026, i’m sending out an appeal that it’s time for M&S to bring these back. i bought this milkshake about 3 times a week i stg. no percy pigs will ever top rosy noses. i crave both them daily

how it feel to main a character the marvel rivals devs love.