Its hard work. Its no pleasure boating for bluefish and tommy gills. City hand trust fund kids need not apply .... Amity Reporter (PARODY) Hooper’s Closed Circuit TV Amity Prankster Alex M. Kintner Dame Taft

Amity Reporter (PARODY) Ron DeSantis Damn boating accidents.....

I have a job interview set up at The Washington Post tomorrow on the mainland. I’m hearing things are going great over there and won’t have to spend all day getting sunburned at the beach! This could be my ticket out!!!!!

OK I showed up for my job interview at The Washington Post but apparently the hiring manager was laid off along with everybody else in the newsroom. There goes that dream.

Taft Lounge going all out for the Super Bowl tomorrow.

Can’t even find a seat in here.

Just learned they don’t make ZaRex anymore. What’s happening to the world?

Oh I’m not liking the look of this. Amity Prankster make sure you and your brother are available to shovel me out on Monday.

Congratulations to our boys!!! #Olympics2026

Bennington Moby Dick - 1930. Ahab (played by John Barrymore) kills the whale and returns home to the woman he loves (played by Joan Bennett). Almost didnt want to ever go to sea after that! Amity Reporter (PARODY) Hooper’s Closed Circuit TV Dame Taft

Vic Vega On standby in case they get rowdy.

That could be anything - seaweed, mud on the lens, a school of bluefish.

Amity Reporter (PARODY) "Pleasant Cove Marina has long been known for its adequate facilities and somewhat reasonable fees. But in recent days a cloud has appeared on the horizon.."

Amity Reporter (PARODY) I can’t make out anything with all the glare in the video.

Amity Reporter (PARODY) I live to give.

When did Mike Brody join the Army?!??

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