on one of the worst days i've had in a while, this still managed to make me laugh. #fuckracism

shit brought a tear to my eye

put this beat on the repeat button

listen honey...i didnt cheat, i only fucked a different person. i dont even know her last name!

sure

What we need today are universal values based not on faith but on scientific findings, common experience and common sense.

Louder for the dumbass kids in the back!

how you feeling today?

NBA All-Star Game Kobe Bryant MVP Award 💜💛

fuck donald trump and anyone who stands with him washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/…

But things aren't the same Now that Kobe's left the game

50!? #NBATwitterLive #NBAAllStarWeekend #NBADunkContest

50!!!! paaaaaat!!!!! #NBATwitterLive #NBAAllStarWeekend

my god

how much more can there possibly be? #NBAAllStar2020 #NBATwitterLive #nbadunkcontest

what? 🤷🏼‍♂️

bullshit x.com/hoopshype/stat…

I'll give $100 to someone who retweets this within the next 45 minutes. Must be following @ShadyHereX & myself.

it's "piece of," get it right for once, jesus.

President Trump's campaign manager deleted a tweet featuring a dramatic photo of Air Force One at the Daytona 500 after users pointed out that the shot was from President George W. Bush's visit to the NASCAR race in 2004, not from Trump's visit on Sunday. cnn.it/2vIFtJG