Oh my god! This is almost as bad as the Courage Bagel line on a Saturday!

Me showing the Din Tai Fung host that my entire party is here after lying the first time:

Regular People: I don't know. I see maybe one movie a year. AMC A-list Members:

People in LA seeing this week’s weather:

“This is Los Angeles. I went into this Rite Aid and there were cobwebs everywhere! I literally saw a dead body that was so decomposed, it had turned into a skeleton!”

People in LA who complained about June Gloom for months who are now complaining about the heat:

People in LA walking outside today:

“Hey, I tell you, it's so hot in LA that I walked by the Figaro Bistrot patio just to get a cold shoulder.”

Love that’s it’s 9pm and it’s still 98°!

“I heard his place has central air”

LA in September:

Maybe I’ll go to Vegas to get away from this heat!