Ex frat dudes have a mid life crisis at 23 years old when they realize they aren’t shit anymore and never were

me after gaining 15 pounds from not working out or eating healthy over the past 12 months

I can’t wait to come home from FL just to annoy Ian 🤣

do you ever catch yourself being mean for no reason and you’re just like??? go take a nap???

Omg 🤣

Bama couldn’t get it done today. Hopefully Hannah does tomorrow. The state needs it!

The people have spoken and @HannahBrown is #TheCompetitionContestant of 2019! #PCAs👏

My therapist dropped a gem: you can’t spend your life avoiding heartbreak or bad things from happening. You have to condition yourself to have appropriate emotional responses but learn to keep moving forward.

adulting sucks. took my car in for low tire pressure and now I’m leaving with a $600 bill :)

All that matters in this life is love. Love this so much 💕

work has been kicking my ass with 13+ hour days. literally kicking my ass. today I felt so tired and told myself I needed coffee to get anything done today. ty to the sweet soul in front of me for paying 😭👏🏼

The competition is SO CLOSE! Y’all please please please, let’s give it one last push and VOTE! Text HANNAH to 21523 10 times!!

#TeamAlanbamaHannah are our CHAMPS! Roll tide, baby. ❤️🎉 Hannah Brown Alan Bersten #DWTSFinale #DWTS

I will swear that overpriced note pads and colored pens form target help me reach all of my deadlines. Be organized in style people 👏🏼

Ian and I deep cleaned our bedroom and bathroom. Talk to us next week when we aren’t old and wore out 😅

ok but does everyone in the 570 work at GUARD???