Losing your eyesight as you age is natures way of protecting you from seeing the truth

I speak in parables so the right people hear me

If you don’t serve breakfast you don’t serve God! #holybreakfast

Companies should give discounts on “lifetime” warranties to seniors!

Why is it acceptable to say “Thanks guys” to a guy and gal not “thanks gals? #sexism #unacceptable

“Lost puppy at Albertsons Grocery Store?” I have questions!?!

So this mom walks up to me looking frazzled and says “Have you seen my boys Pat ‘n Mike Hunt?” She said it fast. #Badkidnames

Tender Touch Daycare? Once again I have questions!?!

It should be illegal to write tickets on Thanksgiving !!

My daughter said Maria needs supervision I said don’t ask me I can’t see shit!

Social Media couldn’t have handled me in high school! #80s

Poor Casey Afflack… for so many reasons.

My phone understands me more than you do.

Check out original new song! Perfect for a winter storm and a snuggle. SILENTMIND audiomack.com/SILENTMIND/son…

Cha-Cha! Already famous!

Does anyone think The Witcher is Harry Potter for grownups? Harry Potter The Witcher: Monster Slayer #TheWitcher3

Comments? WTF?