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Randi Martin

@alwaysfab

Retired Event Planner. Former Instructor @ Temple University. Entrepreneur. Public Speaker.

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Watching #RHOA and noticing everyone using private chefs. So... they don't cook. They don't clean. They're not even all wives. Don't get me wrong... I'm a longtime fan, but ain't this clickbait? 🤔🤪#Bravo

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Anybody else think #jumpsuits were created as a prank? They are so cute and attractive, but you have to get totally undressed every time you have to pee. 😳 If there's a #hack for this, please share! #womensfashion #ThingsThatShouldBeBanned #itscomplicated

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Yall!! #SherriShepherd is funny AF! I love her monologues. If you don't watch #Sherri for a dose of laughter at least 3x a week, you will be miserable for the rest of your life.

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I need DeSantis to stop saying "Woke". It sounds so square. Like my grandma reciting Lil Uzi Vert lyrics in sentence form. #DeSantis #notwoke #L7 #itsnotforyou #unnatural #pleasestop

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I need Sherri Shepherd wardrobe stylist to accentuate her inverted triangle/strawberry body shape. She's larger up top and narrow at the bottom. Give her more A Lines and volume on the bottom half. And she's short so go easy on the length. 😘

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Why is it a big deal if #HalleBailey is #pregnant? She's over 21 and has enough $$ to support a child. #makeitmakesense #explainittome

Why is it a big deal if #HalleBailey is #pregnant? She's over 21 and has enough $$ to support a child. 

#makeitmakesense #explainittome
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Watching #BasketballWives and Jackie Christie just called herself a #MediaMogul. Was that just another Jackie-ism or have I been sleeping on her accomplishments?

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Watching #RHOP. #Wendy shares that her mom is in the hospital. Segue to Wendy tearfully asking her mother how long the procedure will be so she knows when to call back. Someone in the background says "10 min". WAIT! What's happening? #Bravo

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More #RHOP notes... #Candiace is pissed because #Ashley & #Robyn are holding her accountable for trashing Robyn online and then shedding tears over their friendship during the trip. But isn't Candiace the one who is always holding someone's feet to the fire about what they said?

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Dear #MTV, How is it STILL Season 8 of #Catfish? We have been on Season 8 for 3 years #noexaggeration and the last episode was number 95. #MakeItMakeSense 🤔