Eat leftover lasagna for breakfast…

Haha. Perfect.

“My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years…”

It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.

“Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.”

Me trying to figure out my Sunday work load on a Saturday….

Ditto! Lol. Thanks, Shawn Loken. Let’s get a round in soon.

Same old songs on a brand new stereo

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Ty

Yo, Dre! Kick in the bass!

“We're going down, down in an earlier round. And sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet….”

Let’s all go down to Dumas Walker.

Have you ever tried to give your old man a hug but you weren’t sure how to do it or where to put your hands? That’s basically Greco Roman Wrestling.

I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb. I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem.

You get that? The whole store got the flu…

A hospital!? What is it!? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now…

Via snap, I ask Blake Anderson Iowa’s greatest musical achievement, and without hesitation, he says:

Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team…

Wow, it’s been a while. On that note…