I know I’ve been trying to convince people that quarantine is regressing us back to middle school (animal crossing IS the new club penguin). But today I had to decide between throwing up in a car versus on a lawn, so, uh, maybe it’s high school instead

do yourself a favor and watch an Irrfan Khan movie tonight, even if its Jurassic World. the man was a master, an icon, and proof that an older generation of South Asians could succeed in Hollywood without trafficking in awful, racist sterotypes

i got three moods

if you are on netflix watching anything other than Nadiya's Time to Eat....I do not wish to know you any longer

Nadiya’s Time To Eat on netflix is nice relaxing tv and also inadvertently super useful for quarantine times because her recipes prioritize simplicity, “shortcut” ingredients, and time efficiency!!!!! This is my wholesome recommendation for the day

It’s taking everything I’ve got to not torch friendships over messages like this Amid These Unprecedented Circumstances advice or commiseration both welcome at this time

anyway thinking these thoughts again as we all collectively barrel headfirst into this reopening thing, really just crawling all over each other like the 17 year cicadas. I get that people want to feel normal, feel together, recreate tangible space. but man, I’m anxious about it.

yeah so. gonna print this out the next time I need to explain to my grandpa’s white doctor how we know he’s cognitively 💯 based on how exacting he still is with his dinner music

my absolute best and worst flex is that I’m doubly related to KH. if you all think your families are doing too much right now, just imagine...........