Remember that time the nation rose as one to take a knee... #Protest #OneVoice #Sports #Satire #TBT buff.ly/2yvzrgz

Remember that time the nation rose as one to take a knee... #Protest #OneVoice #Sports #Satire buff.ly/2yvzrgz

Some people need to be taught to respect their gifts... #MLB #Springtraining #hustler #sports buff.ly/2C4dqnB

Remember that time we had a President who could walk more than 10 steps without getting winded... #ThanksObama #NBA #Olympics #sports buff.ly/2LxsrSC

Sometimes it really pays to double check your work... #OOPS #TraderJoes #FakeNews #Sports buff.ly/2M7DMJW

Drastic times call for drastic measures...or drastic fundraising. #NFL #NYGiants #EliManning #NFCEast #sports buff.ly/2JPrHYL

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Where the hell did you find a talking goat, and how did you get in my office anyway! #GOAT #TomBrady #Patriots #Superbowl #Sports #FakeNews buff.ly/2R5HqoF

Reports have surfaced about an angry mob of goats marching through the streets of Atlanta. More details as they become available. #SuperBowlLIII #GOAT #TomBrady #NFL #FakeNews buff.ly/2R5HqoF

When you want to watch the big game but still want to seem mortally outraged we have your back #NFLBoycott #NFLProtest #TakeAKnee #FakeNews buff.ly/2RjkXcR

“I don’t get it, where are all the bowls?” #SuperBowl #NFL #TheBigGame #FakeNews buff.ly/2r8nuXz

Maybe poor Eli will reach his funding goals over the off season. #NFL #NYGiants #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2019 #FakeNews buff.ly/2JPrHYL

Some things are more important than money, like time with your son. It doesn't hurt when moving closer to your son also comes with a $350 million dollar contract. #BryceHarper #Phillies #Gritty #Flyers #FakeNews #Spots buff.ly/2NUiEYC

If he can actually get this done it will certainly be the best part of his Presidency... #XFiles #IWantToBelieve #TheTruthIsOutThere #FakeNews buff.ly/2HUhgVa

If you have the means you gotta just make it rain sometimes... #MakeItRain #GodsOnEarth #InDaClub #FakeNews buff.ly/2YtXlCc

When you can't tell if it is April Fools or the truth we have done our job... #AprilFools #MaybeNot #Smollett #WhiteHouse #FakeNews buff.ly/2FP5WrC

What a tragedy...but we can't say we didn't see this coming. #GunViolence #Chicago #ChicagoPD #ChicagoHomicide #Homicide #FakeNews buff.ly/2HEAsp8

And I thought your mother raised you better. You should always be courteous and polite to anyone listening to you...even if you don't know they are there! #Amazon #Alexa #NSA #IHeardThat #GoldenRule #FakeNews buff.ly/2Z5i0fi

“Fortunately, there was so much confusion, after it was over, I just slipped in with the rest of the troops!” he smiled. “No one was the wiser!” #NotAllHeros #Coward #WarIsHell #FakeNews buff.ly/2WvX9Ah