Free Drake

i love when facetime disconnects and we both decide not to call back

10 year old me thought the sun exploding in a million years was a serious issue

the mandela effect is crazy, i could’ve swore i had more money then this

imagine ur card gets declined at the tattoo shop and they come out with a vegetable peeler

Twitter: “Be respectful of Queen Elizabeth’s passing!” Black Twitter:

why do sunglasses look better on top of ur head than on ur face

Your girl when she doesn't like what she ordered

Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.

Is the "rich auntie" really rich, or does she just not have kids??

unemployed mfs be like “IT’S FRIDAY” bro wtf you excited about

“tomorrow i'm gonna wake up early and workout”

You ever tried to call off work & they offer to come get you 💀

if you’re on twitter never click the hidden replies worst mistake of my life

"do not check hidden" sounds like go check hidden to me