LAX is the only airport where they can get away with playing taio cruz in the gate areas

a victim of the UC co-op program

pins bravely asks the question: what if we gentrified bowling?

We need to bring back house parties in a big way. There is something so special about talking to a guy on a couch

please nobody acknowledge when calvin harris is my top spotify artist this year

if i have to attend another "touch base" or "regroup" meeting this week i am going to lose it

learned today that THE DJ Pauly D follows me on twitter. not sure what i did to deserve this but i am feeling truly blessed 😌

i can't believe i still use this terrible app 11 years laters #MyTwitterAnniversary

convinced every predominantly straight male friend group has a niche shitty beer that they all rally around and are single-handedly keeping in business

damn i do kinda want a hippopotamus for christmas tbh

Happy Holidays! 🎅🦛🎄

2023 predictions

overheating

he's just like me fr 😌

something about january always throws me back into a crochet fixation

walking more in 2023

never going to shut up about my cat now srry 😌💕

girl dinner