Can't have my marital impropriety going public. Might as well commit murder. #columbotv

He should have offed the bird as well. #columbotv

I don't know why he's so mad. He's the one who killed her. #columbotv

The Sergeant needs to be replaced or spit out the stogie. #columbotv

Knowing her phone number by heart is not evidence. Especially when it comes to people with mathematical tendencies. #columbotv

Mr. Miyagi #columbotv

My favorite Pat Morita role is as Dr. Sam Pak in MASH. #columbotv

At what point is Columbo just harassing people? #columbotv

Ooh, angry Columbo. #columbotv

A maternity tennis skirt. #columbotv

That was an unexpected cameo. #columbotv

They have it on tape. #columbotv

The eyes of a guilty man #columbotv

Always a good time. Thanks all. #columbotv

"Screamin' For Change" by NOFX

Maybe I'm cheating, but Good Omens, Season 1 (credited as The Voice Of God).

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I would love to be added to the group chat the other NATO leaders must have going about Trump.

Hey @mlb and/or ESPN, whoever made this ad card hasn't paid attention to baseball for a while.

I hate online services that have "Black Friday" sales, but they're for new users only. Current users get shafted. I'm looking at you, Plex.