MF look like the Mucinex bug

and i’m supposed to give a fuck about male loneliness? lmao

My sister is not a real person 💀

watching Girls for the first time in 10 years and it’s incredible that they manage to make all the men the exact right combination of deeply pathetic and genuinely frightening. Cannot think of a single other show willing to go to that very real place and sustain it so intensely.

“are you stupid?” me:

Can't explain why, but ANTM-coded.

i thought that was Donald Trump

when the bible talks about idolatry this is what it means

omg she looks dumb as fuck

This… Uh… This has honestly never EVER occurred to me.

it’s always the loser prescriptions that are ready for pick up at CVS. like i don’t even want that one

Is this going to be televised?

kenny ortega's wicked would have gone so hard

Tig Notaro is so good in Severance.

“It’s an honor to pway in fwont of the pwesident”