No one was more prepared for this than the face mask emoji.

It's gotten to the point where putting on jeans feels like you're wearing a tux.

If you’re already debating whether to go as Joe Exotic or the Coronavirus for Halloween... just stop. The answer is both.

People with goatees should be required to wear masks even after the pandemic.

Any text that starts with “soooo” has a 50% chance of ruining your life.

There are only two names for other drivers on the road – “lady” and “buddy.” That’s it.

Losing viewers on each subsequent Instagram story is like my little own personal stock market crash.

Humans have been evolving for millions of years yet we still don't know what to do with our faces when people are singing us happy birthday.

I drank kombucha from a mason jar and now I own a local vegan restaurant.

I open packages from Amazon like it’s the first time I’ve ever opened something.

I accidentally said the word “adventurous” to someone and now we’re on a first date.

People react to avocado toast like they just learned they inherited a billion dollar fortune.

You can't just "like" lizards. You're either deathly afraid or you keep one in your pocket.

I accidentally used the words "lifestyle" and "journey" in the same sentence and now I'm a cult leader.

I’d rather stand in the bathroom for an hour than ask how your shower works.

Future millennial gravestone: "lived until he was 💯"

No one is more excited for 4th of July than people with boat shoes.

Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than someone who bowls with perfect form.

Yes you can, people who “can’t explain over text.”