Fuck a runners high, I need a runners green out

Fast food is now wait the normal amount of time food I swear

Arbor Day celebrates Pearl Harbor? -Bethann

You don’t cream like me bro

A dude in a Superman shirt used “with great power comes great responsibility” and “cornball” in the same sentence while arguing with his girlfriend

We didn’t need napkins anyway

Bus driver, take me home before I crash out

Everything looks like shit with your head up your ass

Mark and his sister are the same person

I’m in twilight

If there is a god he does not want me to get exercise

I’m only allowed to be happy when severance is releasing episodes

Successfully escaped Leah learning about how glue was made historically

LETS GO MARKKKKKK

Two moods: Those damn hippies 😡 Those damn hippies 🥰

The bus smells like a vape shop and microwaved potatoes

Gaitok #1

Everybody is listening to this guy talk about his divorce at the coffee shop this fine morning

1600 likes is not viral

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WAR OPERATIONS IN THE FAMILY GROUP CHAT THIS ISN’T NORMAL