I'm giving $1,000 each to 10 random people who retweet this tweet because I won $10,000 at poker (must be following me so I can dm you if you win!)

He was *NOT* supposed to murder a 22 year old pregnant woman.

Petty Mayonnaise Right?!🤯 Some of her fountain of youth gems: “If you wanna stay cute, avoid ugly thoughts, ugly words & ugly spirits” “We’re here to serve love” “Say yes more than no” “Don’t stop playing” “Good s*x is my fitness routine” “Frown lines age you, laugh lines sage you” 💎

Not my brain trying to figure out what they spell 🤦🏽‍♀️🤔....

The Help 2011

Like shopping is so unserious now . 😭

To think we won’t ever be able to see them all together again is beyond heartbreaking 💔 rip Matthew Perry

Literally watch friends every night to go to sleep. RIP Chnandler Bong

i’m hella tired of being hyper aware of how my actions will affect someone else when they’re not giving me the same energy.

u ever lower ur standards for someone then get fucked over SO badly that u have an existential crisis AND feel incredibly stupid bc u willingly decided to give a chance to someone who showed clear signs of being emotionally unhealthy, unreliable and incompatible with u🙈 so fun

Literal fucking scum.

You cannot repeatedly disappoint somebody and expect their energy to still crave you

Steve Irwin's son, Robert Irwin, becomes the first person to breed and hatch a turtle species his Dad discovered, and now he takes them out for their first swim.

I love everything about this 🙂

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Not me looking at this at 3:21 ✨✨✨

I’m giving $1,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet by 11am tomorrow morning (must be following me so I can dm you if you win!)

When you're sandwiched in between your man and your dog, and one of them toots and you don't know who 🤢

Well hey there…..sorta forgot this thing existed Lolol.

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by Verizon mobile outage this morning 🙋🏽‍♀️ Verizon Support