I hope Kylie Jenner never reveals she's pregnant, and 18 years from now a fully grown Kiwi Jenner makes her debut on the KUWTK season 32 finale

Someone told me the other day that I was a very tweetable person so here I am I guess.

cashews taste so much better when you’re not the one who paid that ridiculous amount of money for them #score

Wow so much pressure to tweet something clever idk if I can handle it

I think i sing better when I’m sick* ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀*not 100% sure on this because I might be tone deaf anyway

so basically I bought a game without owning the console so hmu if you want to share your 360 privileges 😎 #knightsofcydonia

“Cause you spicy like Whataburger picante girl! #halflatinaproblems”

ok so what does trill mean

Thing my doctor probably didn’t want to hear when she told me my prescription could be used to make meth: “whoa cool.”

springbreaaaaaak amirite @ South Padre Island, Texas instagram.com/p/BgIJmldgmoK/

quick beach hang with the ladies of audacityzine after our shoot 🧜🏼‍♀️ #shellyeah go check em… instagram.com/p/BhaSqXrAN4I/