I have been listening to a lot of Calamine (the band that did the Sealab 2021 theme song) lately and I'm approaching the point where they're honestly one of my favorite bands

Anybody The Fest wanna meet up after the prefest shows tonight for a screening of rap world?

Huge shithead brodozer trucks should be banned and melted down and the people who currently own them should not be compensated and should have to finish paying them off

Listed in ascending order of importance

Fucked up trying to write in Jill Stein and accidentally voted for Joel Osteen so if he wins my bad that's on me

It's really cool that it's impossible to use the internet without this asshole making money. And fwiw, he'd be congratulating Harris, too, because neither administration would have done a single thing to threaten the stranglehold he has on cloud computing

Every person running the Democratic party should at least resign and really should commit sepukku

The Marlins need to bring back the Marlins Manatees, their group of big fat guys who danced at games. They ruled and I genuinely believe we would immediately improve as a team if we had them back

I say “tumy rumbing” a lot

.@spotify is there some way I cam make sure you never recommend Theo Von's stupid fucking podcast to me again like you just did? It's weird that you did considering I've never listened to him or anyone like him before and don't listen to podcasts on Spotify at all

I am an atheist and do not believe in hell, but if there is one it's for him

Getting sprayed by a skunk and getting revenge by sharting on it