The GREATEST fuckin' band to ever grace the Earth has just graced you fucks with a presence on twitter. ENTER....ALABAMA!

Disappointed we haven't heard a single tune from our vast collection of HITS on a NASCAR ad this year. Can't afford the royalties, boys?

Need 2 tell Mark Martin that we didn't mean to be arrogant and act like we were better than him in that hotel on accident. It was on purpose

Hey guys! We are ALABAMA... and we are more important than your food stamps.

To the fans who didn't get to meet us after paying $750 to do so, we are deeply sorry we didn't charge $800 to look at you fucks.

This fuck Trevor Drish says we are irrelevant. We are by default everyone's favorite band.

We single handedly stopped Armageddon from happening 3 different times by telling God to know his role and leave our tools alone

the Father, Son, the Holy Alabama.

Wish we had the royalties from @Mishiesings for clearly writing a song about the night we gangconceived him. Gotta love that Southern Charm!

Thank you Ford Trucks for picking that poor-man's Alabama Bob Seger to sing your theme song...and then filing for bankruptcy.

The South can't lose when the war has just begun. Hope the blacks have enjoyed their time of bliss. Song of the South is your anthem, Boyz.

@bankruptcynewss Bankruptcy? What the fuck is that? We only talk about life experiences amongst our inner circle. Being poor isn't one of em