I’m right under his arm as his WIFE as I’m typing this! 😌

So true

#EndBadGovernaceInNigeria

I remember when my late Mom would snore and I’d find it disturbing. Sometimes I wake her up to position her neck well but it still wouldn’t work. Guess who now sees snoring as a sign of “He/she is alive and is with me”? 🤭 If life has been very fair to you, please be thankful

this is my Twitter Personality analysis by AI Agent, built on Wordware twitter.wordware.ai/Akpan_LadyB?se… I actually had a good laugh 😂

If you read that conversation between those two married people carefully, you'll notice that the woman said "when men knack, they disappear". And that's why these ladies bill them. I think what ladies miss the most is that a man withdrawing after knacks, is not a red flag.

It’s how younger men are running to catch up with him for me 😅🤗

Baba God I commit this EPL season into your hands. Please don’t let CHELSEA kill my husband o. Na only him I get

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If the respect you’d have for me depends on the amount of money I have, the quality of hair I wear, the position I hold, the type of car I drive… keep your respect to yourself. I don’t need it! If you can’t respect me because I’m a human being, then f^^k off!

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If I have a sit down with this woman in an interview, we'll not argue at all. She embodies everything I teach here. I sometimes see her as a man in a woman's body. Very intelligent, realistic and very logical. I'm yet to see any African woman that teaches like she does. End.

Am I the only person in the world that doesn’t like AirPods/earpiece? 🤔

As a man, three things will make you tougher in life. 1) when you lose your loving father to death, at a very young age. 2) when you lose your source of income, & bounce back after sometime. 3) when a woman that you love so deeply, shatters your heart. End.

Do you believe that prayer works? If yes, repost.

It's extremely important for men to make money scarce in their relationships. Thinking that not spending on your girlfriends will make them cheat on you, is foolishness on your part. She's most likely going to cheat on you anyways. Whether you spend foolishly or not. We have

You see that habit of allowing your children/wards to stay indoors all day and only come out to get food when they are hungry? STOP IT! You’re destroying their social/family life. Let them eat together as a family. It creates bonds.

I’m seriously wishing you men can successfully change this sick narrative in the Genz relationship pool. Cause they make girls who date for genuine reasons look f00lish 🤦🏽‍♀️

See me concurring to the first statement because I thought it’s hair attachment 🤦🏽‍♀️

My Gee right there 🫡