I see...a mask! #RorschachDoodle g.co/doodle/zuj5um

The Quickest Way to Give Yourself a Raise ow.ly/qX9fq Careful Cents via @HuffPostMoney

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YIKES! Teleprompter #FAIL. Michael Bay walks off #Samsung stage at #CES. Awkward fun starts at 6:51. live.cnet.com/Event/Samsung_…

"Nothin' snooty." #TrueDetective

. Uber X quality is going down. Driver asked me if "Noe Valley was in San Francisco"...Anyone else noticing a downgrade in quality?

MakeGamesWithUs Summer Academy (YC W12) receives 1,000 applications for their new game design course blog.ycombinator.com/makegameswithu…

TGIF! Gmail fail. "Gmail Goes Down Across The World" techcrunch.com/2014/01/24/gma… via @techcrunch

Zynga Buys NaturalMotion For $527M, Signaling A New Tack For The Gaming Giant techcrunch.com/2014/01/30/zyn… via @techcrunch

Share Some Style: Get your own personal stylist sharesomestyle.com via Gilman Tolle on @producthunt producthunt.com/posts/share-so…

Took max leave 4 wk before birth & 20 wks after. W/ my emplyr's mat benefit, disability & PTO, got 3 mo full paid @USDeptLabor #leadonleave

Best of luck to you Shoe You've been so great to work with. The GREE ladies will miss you!

Firefighters checking a car that went over the side of a cliff in Palos Verdes Estates. Car smashed. So far, no body found in or near it.

Ugh. Chase has this awesome purchase protection plan but AT&T FORCED me into the 20 month plan so the Chase plan doesn't cover me! Great!

One guy caught. One still on the loose. Emily Elena Dugdale

I believe shooting at Bart. 2 people fled on foot, one still on the loose. All going down on ocean view near Bart Emily Elena Dugdale

I WANT to work at DogVacay! If I got to bring Obie to work with me, I'd be so productive! techcrunch.com/2015/10/06/tc-…

What's the pt of paying for xtra legroom, americanair when u don't honor it? Sitting in a reg seat even after paying $135 (2 sts) upgrade!

My disdain for Chase is at all-time high. Pay close to 450$/yr for reserve card for the worse customer service ever.

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