yay!! masterchef final on tonighohhhh f**k...

Can those people here for the yodelling lessons, please form a orderly-y queue.

Are we still looking at the #COVID data coming out of #Israel, or just checking for rogue missiles now?

Seems a good enough reason to try and get an AZ jab.

But how will he perform on a cold wet Tuesday away at Stoke?

If there’s a more delicious treat to buy before Halloween than bags of Maltesers funsize, but to then eat all of yourself before the kids come round, then I’m yet to find it.

#boostonbury

Dear every tent bag manufacturer ever. Please make them a bit bigger than the actual tent. Thanks.

P. S. B. 👌🏼

Check your fridges everyone, he’s probably going to try hiding.

Thanks ⁦@FakespotTweets⁩, I’ll give this one a swerve then.

What time are the highlights on?

Disappointing TBH

Paid or not, you’ll never take my blue dick away from me. 🔵🖌️

Oh go on then. 🌲 Give my playlist a listen: Andy's Christmas open.spotify.com/playlist/0z3k1…

Retweet for a chance to win a tour print. The band will all sign it and if you have tickets to one of the shows, I’ll hand it over in person at the gig. Winner picked at random on Sunday November 5th at 9pm Lots sold out but remaining tickets here thecharlatans.net/gigs

When does Whamageddon start? Asking for a friend.

Not that I posted much, but this is the last on here. It’s not even a flounce, I just don’t like it any more. Account will remain but the app and email notifications are going. I’ll try Bluesky. Threads was garbage.