Dunno about you, but I'm really, really, 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 looking forward to B̷a̷r̷n̷a̷b̷y̷'̷s̷ Vikki Campion's bilious offering in tomorrow's @DailyTelegraph ... 🍿👇 #auspol

Symbiosis. Why can't humans be more like this?

Anyone catch the slightest glimpse of Senator Murray Watt since he detonated the North West Shelf carbon bomb? "Do a Peter Dutton", they said. "Worked 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔 for him," they said ... 🤔👇 #auspol

Advance stole donors from the libs, fueled the "Dutton = Trump" problem, and pushed rusted on righties into the arms of Pauline Hanson. Yes, they helped smash the Greens. Pity about those 94 Labor seats ... 😏 #Auspol2025

#BackbenchBarnaby (via conduit Vikki Campion) gives his first, seething post-demotion missive. He doesn't disappoint. "Two new shadow assistant ministers haven't even given a maiden speech!" he whined via Vikki. But they won't stagger into Question Time, Barn.🥴So there's that.

Why meet when you can just be part of the Signal group?

Not quite "I did but see her passing by", but Marles sure seems besotted by proximity to power ...

Haven't followed this closely but: wasn't Rioli's problem with Kennett, who insulted his partner by offering her loose change? There was no problem with Clarkson (right?) who offered Cyril a comeback at a new club. Nice job leaking the text, whoever. Racism persists; who knew?

Michael Pascoe says it: Marles must go. And take your malevolent mini-me, Don Farrell, with you (that second bit is from me). Good value, Pascoe. Part of the crack 💧Michael West team: Pascoe, Patrick, Bacon ... Gardiner. 👀

"The Entire Liberal Party is Imploding". You mean, like Sauron in Lord of the Rings?

Is it Kosher on SM to say I self-harmed last night? Well, I did. 1 reason why: languishing in Emergency Accommodation at a flea bag motel for 4 months & counting because my neighbour is a meth dealing piece of 💩 who preys on people. Full story soon. ⬇️😢😱 💧Michael West

Really, Jeff Kennett? Eating your own "is not the Liberal way"? In fairness, Jeffrey hasn't been out much since his 1990s heyday ...

Looking for a "Doom Goblin", Sky News Australia? He's right in your midst ⬇️