Please don't gas me up it goes straight to my head

Orange tutorial if you've been struggling

How are people on different days of quarantine in the same area??

Oh that's your girl? Then why did she visit my Animal Crossing island to trade fruits? 🤔

Crane = giraffe bird

Being a baby looks so uncomfortable. Capable of doing absolutely nothing for themselves. Would never do it again

I love charcuterie 😌

You ever break something and put it back to look like it didn't break so that someone else with more integrity will break it and think it was their fault

Fed an eagle today

side-view mirrors will have you feelin confident

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Sharpened a pencil today and got a nice hit of dopamine or whatever the stuff is that makes you wanna continue on

You ever stretch so hard you go deaf for a second

Feel like a straight coward when someone jay walks the walk sign you’re waiting for

How’s a book gonna have 20+ editions, just write a new book

Why are the kids so cool these days? What happened to going through phases?

I have a barber now and it’s official between us

Bad trip off a Starbucks cold brew