Had a high school math teach that looked like Elton John, sometimes I hope she’s having a nice life.

At what age do you tell your kids — we aren’t custom license plate people.

It’s cute when people get to an age they start walking into a room and saying “I don’t like overhead lighting.”

Me opening my mission call to Georgia.

Six books you didn’t know were propaganda econ.st/3xUTCnh 👇

Worst part of twitter is the mass thinking they are good at understanding design concepts.

There’s a world out there - that Adam Sandler promised a certain Serbian a rare diamond to help the Celtics cover a lead story of one of his clients.

Cooper Flagg has wearing an Utah Yeti jersey on stage at a post Malone concert out at the formerly named Usana energy.

Long goodbyes are never good for anyone.

Me telling my mom about the dates I’m going on.

The Kessler-Collins-Markkanen trio appeared together in 27 games last year, with a -18.1 net rating.

Shades of watching Big Al, Favors, and Milsap together - I can’t do it.

The Jazz should have a picture of this guy in their locker room - every game they win they risk being in position to take this guy.

Chiefs gonna do same thing - play ok, a special teams mishap by bills, then some controversial calls, then pat gonna slip away, then spags is gonna blitz, then pat gonna throw dumb pass to juju and then butker fg to win. All while Kelce gets catches and we cut to tswift every 10.

The Chicken Jockey generation

Walks into a deli - I’ll take one Haliburton on Wheat.

We’ll never know

Pioneer47

He’s gonna start wearing ALD