— Nicole Lyons

Rumor has it Alimentari Flaneur is being acquired by a hospitality group who makes a really good fucking roasted chicken

What do you mean you don’t enjoy the company of women

I crave you

Remnants of the tiramisu tower from my wedding in Montepluciano

my thoughts on roasted peppers

When Lana started wailing on Dealer — that shit radicalized me. Haven’t been the same since.

radical in my infatuation with beautiful, melancholic women that will absolutely destroy me

You’re begging to be punished

Flaky sea salt, every chef's crack cocaine. Thinking of moving back to the Algarve to finish my novel. Can’t leave until I elope with my future ex-wife after our first date

One of you ladies is gonna help me finish designing the Bottega. We’re close

This is the inspiration for the banquet. Torn between the blue or green velvet for the upholstery. Then, what should we do for the curtains?

BREAKING: Jerome Powell joins the Hawk Tuah podcast to explain what today’s 50 bps Fed rate cut means for the economy

capitalists are obsessed with cutting corners to save money, seemingly blind to the fact that austerity is fearful, neurotic, and deeply unchic

The ladies wanted a baccahanal in the gazebo and I did my best to provide for them

Announcing my candidacy for Mayor of the Upper East Side with this platform

Handwritten notecard in baskets for the guests of the Waldorf Astoria

Went for a hike and somehow ended up in Dansbury Women’s Correctional facility

Krista Tippett doesn’t simply ask a question, she emotes it

Pig roast in Manhattan