They tried to lie to us about Mainoo just to defend 31% win rate. Treacherous stuff

Man City just suffered their biggest xG defeat. Ever.

Michael Carrick has managed four matches at Manchester United. Has beaten Unai Emery, Mikel Arteta and Pep Guardiola. Drawn with Thomas Tuchel. Remains unbeaten.

Kobbie Mainoo on Ig: “Believe that”

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

Kobbie Mainoo has just bossed Manchester City and Arsenal and Ruben Amorim didn’t think he was worth even a game! What an incredible talent who has now been freed!

In the black kit. Means more.

So we’re calling bangers “jammy” now. Back in my day a dusty own goal and a tap in after a few ricochets would be considered jammy

Hold tight the three point collectors this weekend. ☝🏿

LOOOOOL ah mate. They wanted a penalty on top of their own goal and corner kick. Let’s play football.

Bruno Fernandes does everything better than your favourite midfielder. Best in the world.

With every passing game, Ruben Amorim's stance on Kobbie Mainoo just looks more ridiculous.

They have no actual policies it’s just rambling stuff that your relatives might argue about at Christmas

I’d rather Arsenal win it than city or a Liverpool but my God I really don’t want them to win it we need a world ending event.

Never mind the bottom side, this is the first time in Premier League history a team top of the table has let a 2+ goal lead slip against a team in the relegation zone

Truly one of the best days on twitter dot com for right wing head bangers having hilarious meltdowns.

Bruno Fernandes. Best threat creator in the league

The worst manager in United’s history had him receiving the ball off his center backs for half the season and he still might break the assist record

we made “almost a school shooter” into a government job

CL nights remind you why you watch this shit sport in the first place