Treasury Direct, the site that makes you click on a virtual keyboard to type in your password and clicking the back button logs you out, is having technical issues? How shocking. If only they were run by an entity with trillions of dollars they might be able to fix it...

We know it's hard to convince your friends not to throw away their money on the Powerball...That’s okay! WHEN they lose tonight tell them to send us a picture of their WORTHLESS Powerball ticket and we’ll give them $10💸 when they sign up! Link in bio for official rules.

I wonder who is going to rescue Binance in 6-12 months🤔?

I guess FTX didn't win the PowerBall

At least the Dutch knew what tulips were

That's one way to juice DAUs I suppose

Cardinal rules of life: 1) If it sounds too good to be true, it is 2) If someone can't explain it to you like you're five, they're the fool, not you 3) Don't invest in things you don't understand Most importantly... 4) When JPEGs start selling for over $0.01, run for the hills

Why is Maxine Waters leading a hearing about crypto when someone more qualified could do it like my grandma Estelle? Or maybe Abraham Lincoln is free to take it on

Just bought $11 of water with a $20 on the street. Guy goes "20 minus 11 that'll be 19" and hands me $19. No wonder people love San Diego.

How many people need to almost be killed by bikes going the wrong way before we decide to enforce laws Mayor Eric Adams?

My newsletter today: A Smart Way to Turn Gambling Into a Virtue nytimes.com/2023/07/28/opi…

“Sales of state lotteries hit $108 billion last year, up 85 percent from 2009, according to Statista. Benjamin Franklin, the apostle of thrift, would be horrified,” Peter Coy writes. “Luckily, though, gambling doesn’t have to be the enemy of saving.” nyti.ms/3DzKX9C

Ah of course Tampa Bay Buccaneers... I forgot 47 yard field goals not only are never missed ever but also take 25 seconds off the clock.

I wonder if the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will even show up to a game next year. Their odds to win the Super Bowl in Vegas are +5000. After all, there's "no sense in prolonging the obvious" for Todd Bowles

They chose to receive the ball with the new overtime rules? Fire everyone.

Reddit, a CRUD app with free content creation, free content moderation, virality, and network effects, generates $800 million of revenue and manages to lose money... That is incredible. Can someone explain to me why this company needs $800 million of headcount to operate?

A true rare miracle of nature occurred today... I called the IRS and they actually solved my problem